Wanted Dead Or Alive!

Time is passing by so quickly for me, especially in the past few years. I guess my mom was right when she told me the older you get the faster time passes.
Speaking of time passing by quickly I did want to let you folks know about a loss the Richards family suffered at the beginning of May. Its been kinda of a tough situation for me and I am just now beginning to be able to talk about it. As you all know DeEtte and I really enjoy the Halloween holiday. Well last Halloween since DeEtte and I are unable to have kids we decided to adopt a pumkin. We went to the patch and picked up little "Hal" on October 30th 2008. Halloween came and went and things were going swimmingly. In late November I suggested to DeEtte that Hal become a pumpkin pie, she declined. In December I suggested we give Hal as a gift to one of our family members, again the idea was rejected. By January as Hal sat in the garage, right in the pathway to get out I might add, I noticed his head was starting to cave in. Poor Poor Hal I thought, how long will he last. At this point I could have done away with Hal but he ment so much to DeEtte, how could I dispose of the one she loved so much. Finally on Friday May 1st I returned home from work and found Hall had gone missing. Strange hal would come up missing the day that DeEtte stayed home doing yardwork. When I questioned her about Hal's dissapearance she was very evasive and explained that she and Hal had a falling out and that he must have run away. Odd indeed.
If any of you know the wearabouts of poor Hal please let me or Skyler know. A reward will be negotaited at that time.